Monthly Archives: June 2012

Spotted at the Grocery Today

I took this afternoon off, to go to the races with Bill and some friends, but for the first time in about EVER it rained, and then it got muggy. So Bill and I decided to go check out a suburban Mariano’s instead. We’re getting one in our neighborhood, and it seems everyone in the world but us has been to one. And they’re all kinda born-again about them. But what the heck. Let’s take a field trip. At the very least, it is air-conditioned.

Mariano’s is nice. We got the hard-to-find farro that I was after, so that’s good. The bakery was full of children, so we ran away from there. There are a lot of cheeses in the world, and Mariano’s seems to have all of them. That’s cool. And then, the expedition took us into the middle aisles, where all the ethnic food is shelved.

And dontcha know, I lost my husband? But 11-year-old Billy was right there!

“Hee hee hee, look it!”

He was just so tickled by these cans in the “ethnic” British section, I just had to take a photo.

What is it about treacle that makes boys so silly?

Lucky U

      

Today was a good day, but it was not one to inspire an appropriate blog post. So I was just sort of tinking around in iPhoto to see if I had something to illustrate a nice, brief note to the world.

I found these three random photos of horseshoes that are hanging around in home and office and summer kitchen.

No wonder I am the luckiest girl in the world.

Is There a Doctor in the House?

I think the recent bouts that my daughter and I had with Royal Wedding Fever and Diamond Jubilee Fever have weakened our immune systems. We have taken to the easy chairs in front of the television to catch prime-time qualifying events. We crave the sound of cowbells. And national anthems — any and all of them — weaken our knees.

Diagnosis: Early-Onset London Olympic Fever.

Decisions, Decisions

Just last night, we were talking about our Bucket Lists. On mine, really close to the top, are Have a Swimming Pool and Be a Blonde.

Guess what! Our next-door neighbor just came over to tell us they are putting in a swimming pool! Better than owning a pool is having a friend with a pool, right?

What do you think I should do first? Dye my hair? or drive the Zamboni?

Heavy Metal

   

Baby, this ain’t your average wheelchair ramp. But it ain’t for your average wheelchair, either.

Our friend Frances rides on wheels. She goes everywhere and does everything, under her own steam. The only place she hasn’t been able to conquer is our lake house, with all its stairs and stuff. But now we have this. Look at the close-up. It is like a ramp for rock stars.

And that pretty much sums up Frances.

Wolves in Small Packages

We are reading Game of Thrones. If you have not read or watched it, I am sorry to say that this will mean little or nothing to you.

I bet we are not the first people to rename our dog with a dire-wolf name. (Yeah, I’m scaring myself a little, too.)

Cricket’s dire-wolf name is Shadow Vacuum.

She is completely attached, bonded, and imprinted on my husband. That’s the shadow part.

And this is where you can find her, no matter who is chopping or cooking. That’s the vacuum part.

Drop it. I am Shadow Vacuum. You will bend to my will.

Having and Holding

At work today, we had a double surprise shower for two beautiful, young brides-to-be , who are soon getting married just a week apart from one another. Cake and best wishes! And blushing brides, too!

I know you’d rather see photos of the actual event, but nobody wants their photo floating around the internetisphere without approval. At least I don’t. So this tea towel will be the hostess photo for this blog.

This is a bit of my vintage kitch’n collection, although I assure you that it was not a gift showered on me. The tea towel is funny now, but I am guessing that the original recipient was on the fence about its humor. Because it is in such good condition, she obviously didn’t love and use it. But she didn’t burn it, either.

I wish I’d had the forethought to keep some of our quirkier wedding gifts. I wish I hadn’t donated/yard-saled/otherwise-vanished them. I would love to be chuckling about my tray and coaster set decorated with butterflies pressed under glass. Truth be told, if I find a duplicate set at a garage sale, I’m throwing down a buck or two.

My advice to the newly married? If you don’t still love it, but you can store it, please do. Leave it alone, even when you think WHAT were were THINKING? And one day, you’ll find it all charming and nostalgic, and you’ll be so happy to have a piece or two of your first days — together.

I promise this is good advice: Have and hold.

Pearls of Wisdom

Look what hangs over my desk at work. I love it. It inspired me to write a blog about pearls and the importance of grace under fire. But the piece ended up being kind of unoriginal, so I scrapped it. Let me tell you this story instead.

When our daughter was in high school, she had friends with double (or more) ear-piercings, other piercings, and a few even had tattoos. So it didn’t surprise me when she asked if she could get a second earring in one ear. In retrospect, it wasn’t a big deal. But she was so fresh-faced and pretty. Why step off that slippery slope? She’d be punching holes in her eyebrows next. Right?

So I lowered my voice to a confidential level, even though we were alone. And I told her, “We don’t do that. We wear pearls.”

I never had to say another word on the subject, except on her high school graduation day, when I told her how beautiful she looked in her very first pearls.

Cricket’s Lucky Day

If this was your name, wouldn’t you be a taxidermist? Because you know it totally does. Anyway, Schmeltz Taxidermy’s sign is at the start of a dirt road that I do not intend to travel any time soon, even though Bill offered to let’s go see what’s at the end of it. What would we say? That we’d like to get a quote on Cricket (who is contentedly snoozing in her crate in the rear of the Explorer)?

Okay, that’s both awful and funny at the same time. As a reward for not deleting me, here’s a favorite of mine:

A man walks into the vet, carrying his sick ol’ dog. The vet takes a look, and says, “Wellsir, today’s yer lucky day. I’m also a licensed  taxidermist.”

“How’s that lucky?” asked the man.

“Either way, yer gettin’ yer dog back.”

Screened Porch, Assemble!

    

Everything you see was in an attic, basement, or garage, until this weekend. And the screened-in porch was aching for some attention. Honestly, I just stood in there, looking at the empty mosquito-free space, wondering how to “decorate” it. This porch looks over the lake, and you’d think we’d want to use it all the time. But we have so many other lovely options, we just don’t. (See summer kitchen post.) And the bugs aren’t that bad anywhere–a little Skin So Soft, and you’re good.

Anyway, I was standing inside the porch thinking that I needed to assemble a Crate and Barrel conversation pit, when all of a sudden these comfy and wonderful family pieces arranged themselves all around me.

Saved! Family stuff is my hero!