If this was your name, wouldn’t you be a taxidermist? Because you know it totally does. Anyway, Schmeltz Taxidermy’s sign is at the start of a dirt road that I do not intend to travel any time soon, even though Bill offered to let’s go see what’s at the end of it. What would we say? That we’d like to get a quote on Cricket (who is contentedly snoozing in her crate in the rear of the Explorer)?
Okay, that’s both awful and funny at the same time. As a reward for not deleting me, here’s a favorite of mine:
A man walks into the vet, carrying his sick ol’ dog. The vet takes a look, and says, “Wellsir, today’s yer lucky day. I’m also a licensed taxidermist.”
“How’s that lucky?” asked the man.
“Either way, yer gettin’ yer dog back.”
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