Monthly Archives: July 2012
The Original Slow Cooker
Sunny-Side Up
You saw how hot it was on the Tuesday afternoon drive through the city.
Well, it was crazy hot all weekend in Indiana, too. This is the thermometer on our kitchen porch. And this is the egg that my friend Maria (yes, a grownup) tried to fry on the blacktop. It didn’t actually fry, because — dur — we forgot the butter.
Gettin’ Outta Dodge

Writing from the road this afternoon. We are trying to get out of town, along with one million other people. I tried to take some photos of the holiday traffic, so you can feel sorry for us. But the photos never really looked as bad as reality, so scratch that. And then the temperature display caught my eye. Now there’s a photo to elicit some sympathy!
Oh dear, I didn’t mean to make you worry. Let’s set it to Celsius. Feel better? Me, too.
Have a safe and happy Fourth! See you Sunday, hopefully with some good stories.
Raised by Magpies
I would like to think that my storytelling muscles are in fine shape, but the more I do this daily story-workout, the more I find that there are all kinds of new ways to flex and strengthen. Tonight, my husband asked if I would like to take this pile of stuff to the lake — or would I kindly like to find another place for it that is not under his feet on the patio.
There you go. A story. Shaped from a pile of rocks and shells.
These are geodes from a creek down in the “forks” of Kentucky. You can see some are open and full of quartz. Those are the ones we took from the creek to the roadside and threw ’em on the hardtop to crack ’em open and see what’s inside. The other ones are waiting for another day to hatch. The whelks are from Wilmington Beach, North Carolina. These bleached bones remind me every day — that’s not covered in snow — of my tar-heel roots and of my baby brother’s proud accomplishments as a marine scientist. (The four Virginias combed the beach while we were there for his graduation.)
The gray stones are from our honeymoon in Petoskey, Michigan. They’re not “real” Petoskey Stones, but they are stones from Petoskey. And I love ’em.
Bits ‘n’ pieces make me really happy.
Who Got the Stay? Me or the Boxwoods?
Because we are going to the lake for the holiday weekend, we decided to stay home this weekend. And teach the boxwoods a lesson. They are out of control. It looks like crazy old people live here. But I just hate dragging around the big ol’ orange extension cord and the electric trimmer thingy. And Bill pretends he doesn’t know how to trim boxwoods. Riiiiight.
Oh look! Storm clouds! Yes! Drive me inside, where I will fix a bloody mary to read a book and listen to the rain!
Dang. The storm missed us. Boxwoods, prepare to…
But wait! What is going on next door? A wedding party! It turns out that our (new) lovely young neighbors had their American-style wedding yesterday, and their traditional Korean wedding was this morning. The after-party is in their back yard! Woo hoo!
Brrriiiiinnnggggg. Hello, this is the Governor. May I please speak with your boxwoods?





