Monthly Archives: October 2012

Not About the Candy

We don’t have a chiming doorbell. We have a door knocker. So, on Halloween, we post ourselves in the living room, so we can hear the wee voices and the bitty knuckle-knocks. (Because most can’t reach–or don’t understand–the brass knocker thingy.) And we talk about stuff like Halloweens Past and Whatever Election Is Eminent. But tonight is my first Halloween since I started ginnygrams, so in my head, I have been listing my thoughts on which blog to blog:

1. The year I thought it was a good idea to hand out Halloween pencils.

2. Ginger’s second Halloween (she was only five days old for her first), when she wore a homemade baby duck costume. Heart.

3. My long-ago rant about trick-or-treaters who were most definitely not from our neighborhood.

4. Bill’s decision, this year, to be the house that hands out full-size candy bars.

5. The costume I agreed to wear to work today. (Has anyone seen my lost pride? Oh wait. Who cares? It was fun!)

How to decide? A sign from Miss Gigi. She just sent an email from the Eastern Time Zone to say that she had turned off her porch light. And that she remembered something Bill once told me, nearly 30 years ago. Because tonight she found herself handing out candy to mothers with babes in arms and to kids too big to be trick-or-treating. And she wrote how grateful she is to live in a happy, healthy, safe place.

So ding ding ding. Number 3 wins…

Back in the mid-1980s, I stomped my feet about the parents who were dropping off bunches of kids to trick or treat in our north-side neighborhood, instead of staying where they belong in their own neighborhoods. Because they were clearly not from our neighborhood. Says my husband, who was working in the thick of Humboldt Park and had side jobs in Cabrini Green, “These parents are bringing their children here, to give them a safe Halloween, to just be little kids for a while. No gangs, no guns. So give ’em all the candy we have, okay?”

More than okay.

The Meaning of Boy

Hunter is my nephew. He is 10. Along with much of my Kentucky family, he is here for Officer Ginger’s birthday weekend. (He’s asleep in a sleeping bag upstairs right now.) (Actually, he’s probably not asleep because he has just “secretly” had some Coca-Cola and some M&Ms.) (And I told him the house is haunted.)

The first thing Hunter finds to play with in our Big City yard? A pine cone. He has been tossing it around like a baseball and a football all weekend. He even brought it inside for safe-keeping last night, so he could play with it some more today.

Next find? A big stick. He faked a broken leg, so he needed a cane. He batted the pinecone baseball. And he made an awesome nunchuk, until the stick fell apart; then it was a “bo” staff.

Then Hunter played bags/corn hole so competitively with his adult uncles that he did NOT need his fleece — even after the sun went down and they played by full moonlight with mini flashlights duct-taped to their heads.

And almost best? He brought a plastic severed hand in his knapsack. Because who goes to a party without a severed hand? (Girls, that’s who.)

Absolute best? He brought one bottle rocket, to shoot off in celebration of Ginger’s birthday. One. And he gathered all of us into the back yard to cheer. Thank goodness it went off, because he later admitted that he only found it in the back of the truck, so who knows how long it had been there.

I think that if I look up “boy” in Merriam-Webster, I’ll see Hunter’s picture next to the definition.

Sir Hip

I am recently fascinated by hipsters. Or the idea of hipsters. Because I don’t actually know what a hipster is. My friend described her badly behaved young nephew as being a little hipster. Another friend rolled her eyes about some hipster parents at her kids’ school. When I asked both of them what they meant by hipster, I got “you know, cool.” And “fashiony — they wear hats.” I haven’t met one person who doesn’t use “hipster” in an uncomplimentary way. (Maybe because we are jealous that we’re not hipsters.)

On Sunday, the Chicago Tribune did a story on Ken Nordine. At 92, he is described as Chicago’s Oldest Living Hipster. Hmmm.

I used to know Ken Nordine in the 1990s. As part of a team designing sounds for our new and growing line of interactive children’s books, I climbed the three stories to Ken’s attic recording studio every weekday for about three years. Although his son Kris was our sound engineer, Ken was in and out of other parts of the studio all day. If memory serves, he was working on Upper Limbo at the time. Anyway, Ken is bonafide-Beat. Kerouac-cool. He’s Word Jazz and Colors. And having practically lived in his home studio (which meant a twice-or-more-daily tromp through his dining room, kitchen, family room, and up three flights of stairs), I had more than a peek at this old hipster’s life. He and wife Beryl were–and I’m sure still are–unselfconscious, socially aware, repurposeful, big-hearted, loyal, genuine, smart, and funny.

So if Ken Nordine is the real deal, I’d like to place an order for more hipsters, please.

October Sundae

   

Yesterday, we outdid ourselves with home-keeping. This coming Friday, we’re entertaining family and friends for Officer Ginger’s big Three-O, and this is the first time most of my Kentucky family will have visited since we moved into this house five years ago. So while we’re fairly tidy and organized in an everyday sort of way, we’re also comfortable with our “nests” of books and magazines and crosswords and stuff. And we’re generally okay with fingerprints on cabinets, and a little dust here and there. But looking at home through the lenses of guests, we buckled down and did some fall cleaning. Garage organized, check. Pantry controlled, check. Air conditioners out, check. Grout bleached, check. Mums planted, check. Black-eyed Susans deadheaded, check. It was a good day. And we were happy to have it all done before the weather turned cold and rainy on Sunday, as predicted.

Oh look! The weather reporters were wrong! So, having accomplished such a lot on Saturday, today we carped the diem and took Kitten for a drive (she’s my cute little convertible that I named after Ann Margret, the sexiest girl on the planet). We picked out pumpkins at the Chalet, for the party decorations. And we had lunch on the patio at Hackney’s on Harms, which is the original one founded back in the 1930s. It was so perfect that the bees even left us alone.

Sigh. This day was dessert. A cherry on top of autumn.

Live, from Mayberry…

Quick ginnygram tonight. No politicking, no proselytizing. (Not that I’d ever do either.)

My hometown alma mater may have hosted the VP debates on Thursday, but it opened Saturday Night Live last night.

I paused to consider which made me proudest: The national coverage of the debate? Or the natural send-up by SNL?

No contest.

Sorry, CNN, but George Carlin stole my heart 37 years ago — on October 11, 1975.

Prost!

Tomorrow, I’m off to Frankfurt, Germany, for die Frankfurter Buchmesse. In honor of my trip, I’d like to remind you of this guy: “Strool Peter.”

I now know how to correctly pronounce his name, which sounds more like “dur stroovelpaytah,” thanks to a) growing up, and b) going to Germany a buncha times. The author, Heinrich Hoffmann, was from Frankfurt; the (der) Struwwelpeter museum is there, and it is wunderbar.

Somewhere in my childhood, there was an English version of this deliciously horrifying children’s book, and I adored reading the stories of doomed little children who shouldn’t be playing with fire or cats and should be all-around neater and nicer.

And did I just have my hair cut and colored? And nails shaped and polished? Ja!

Danke, Herr Hoffmann.

The Good Guys

This morning, we had a lovely breakfast with friends who have traveled from Louisville to see Wesley Korir run in the Chicago Marathon tomorrow. As a doctor and a nurse without borders, our friends spent two and a half weeks in Kenya working at a medical clinic that Korir built with his race winnings. They were members of the first medical team to serve at the clinic, and they treated 3,500 people and performed six life-saving surgeries on children. It was no surprise to me that they said they plan to return to the clinic every year.

We picked up our friends and their son from their downtown hotel and went to Brunch on Orleans at Erie. At 10am, there was plenty of nearby street parking. As Bill backed into a legal space, an old man dressed in black plastic garbage bags stood behind the truck and motioned that we had plenty of room. Oh dear. Bill didn’t back up far enough, in his opinion, and the bum told him so. Bill talked to him for a little bit, out of my hearing, then we all went inside the restaurant.

On our way home, I got to thinking about Wesley Korir and his good deeds. And I got to thinking about our friends and their good deeds. And I got to thinking about the bum and his good deed. Then I asked Bill what he and the bum had talked about.

The bum’s name is Batman, because he has helped the police catch some bad guys, and he used to be a bad guy but now he’s a good guy. He showed Bill where he sleeps. Bill slipped him a few bucks, for helping him to park the truck, and told Batman that he used to be the boss in this district. So Batman said he’d keep an eye on our truck. When I heard that Batman feels much better being a good guy, I just burst into tears.

I try really hard to believe that goodness follows goodness. And to see it happening before my eyes just felt so…wonderful.

Steve Who?

I was tinkering around on my beloved Mac (see yesterday’s post) and iPhoto tonight, and decided to see how well iPhoto‘s face recognition works. Can you see what it says under each face? If you click on this image, which is an actual screen-grab from my iPhoto library, you’ll see that these faces are all UNNAMED.

I can’t decide if this is hilarious or heartbreaking.

Get Smart

When I was a little girl, I used to cipher what my age would be in the year 2000. My age would be 42, and I wondered if I would live long enough to see the year 2000, and even if I did, would I be too old to appreciate it? I’m so pleased to report back to little Ginny that I wasn’t too old! I love the 2000s!

I’m sorry if this sounds commercial and awful and consumerist and ugly-American. But back in the 1980s, I loved my Apple IIc. We kept it in the kitchen, and I told people that I could use it to program my oven to start supper. In the 1990s, I loved my Palm Pilot, and I used to wish I could just touch the phone numbers or addresses to place a call or send an email. So imagine how much I love having lived long enough to see what my Mac can do. What my iPhone can do. How much I love watching Downton Abbey on my iPad, while walking on the dreadmill in the basement.

On Thursday, our TV checked out. In her day, she was a beauty — a 2004 flat-screen with a plasma display. If you pulled away the media cabinet to look at all the wiring, you’d drop your teeth. I reckon there were easily 20 tagged and color-coded wires coming out of an umbilical cord that was about and inch and a half in diameter — all running to the receiver and DVD player. And she put out enough heat to melt your lipstick, if you stood too close. But she wasn’t high-def, and she wasn’t HDMI compliant. She’d seen a lot of hours, what with Pammy and Papa watching all day and all evening all the time. So we weren’t surprised when she clicked but didn’t glow.

I went straight to the internet on my wireless Mac and researched smart TVs and made a date to buy one the very next morning!

Yes, I have lived long enough to own — and appreciate — a smart TV! How about that, Ginny girl? (No, I don’t have a hover car, missy.)

Gotta tell ya, I love the good ol’ days as much as anybody, but I don’t miss the good ol’ technology.

Not remotely.