Today there were a skillion garage sales in the neighborhood! And I didn’t even know it until I drove to my hair appointment around 12:30. I hadn’t seen the signs going up on Friday, because I was home all yesterday.
So DARN IT. All the good stuff would be gone by the time I got my hair cut and got home to fetch Bill. You wouldn’t expect Bill to be a good sport about garage sales, but he has a really good eye for “treasures.” In fact, he spotted an old Trimline wall phone, which we purchased for a cool two smackers. It is avocado green. You may see it in the bathroom at the lake house.
Anyway, my point is that all the sales were totally picked-over.
Or were they?
And no, you will not see him in the bathroom at the lake house.

D.B. Cooper?