Monthly Archives: August 2013

Summer Camp

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Last night, we went with friends to see David Cerda’s camp version of (the making of) The Birds, performed by Hell in a Handbag Productions. Even the venue, the coach house at one of Chicago’s lakefront public parks was a little nutty. In the car, heading home, we all agreed how wonderful it was that a bunch of grownups had an hilarious and delightful time romping around a stage in over-the-top costumes, delivering naughty lines, and singing sassy show tunes. And watching it in a cozy old coach house was like watching it in your dad’s garage, with curtains that your mom made, and costumes found in your grandmother’s attic.

I got to thinking about camp. I think we need more of it.

A few years ago, I was in New York on an overnight business trip with my friend and colleague Brigette the Man Magnet. (She is a people magnet, to be honest, but her label of flirting is legendary among those who know and love her.) Anyway, she and I had an early dinner — very early, by New York standards — and so we perched ourselves on a couple of stools in a lovely, spacious bar near our hotel. My, we thought, there sure are a lot of cute bartenders tonight. And here we are, the only ones in here. Well, it is early….

Some time between our second and third Cosmopolitans, a gorgeous older gentleman with exquisite silver hair and wearing a tuxedo, sparkling bling in his lapel, and a red rose tucked behind one ear, walked through the front door. I kicked Brigette to turn around and look. Gorgeous caught me and grinned. He walked over to us and confided, “If you think I’m something, just wait. In about 10 minutes there’ll be about 200 more here, just like me. We’re the New York City Gay Men’s Chorus, and we’ve just played Carnegie Hall!”

Indeed, for the rest of the evening (ours, not theirs), Brigette and I kept our premium spots at the bar, and enjoyed one of the most memorable shows of our lives. At one point, Harvey Fierstein, in a mile-high sprayed-n-stayed coif, twirled Brigette around on her bar stool. (Told ya. No one is immune.) He was a guest for their homage to Hairspray . She tried to talk a couple of cuties out of their flamboyant signature rhinestone lapel pins, with no luck, but lots of good nature. These boys, young and old, were so full of song and dance and joy and pride. Such a great way to be.

I kinda wish Bette Midler ran a summer camp, don’t you?

*I snagged this photo from TimeOut Chicago. The handsome guy behind the counter is my friend Michael S. Miller.

Praise the Lard

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This weekend, we traveled to Danville, Kentucky, for a celebratory pig roast down on my sister ‘n’ her honey’s farmlet. Indeed, they have much to celebrate, and there were lots and lots of us there to help them–by raising a glass (or few) and by picking apart this mahogany beauty.

Just as my mother and I were about to collect our pickins onto our plates, we both started to smile and tell the same memory of our Uncle Lee!

No visit with our family in Kinston, NC, was complete without at least one trip to King’s BBQ. Their Eastern NC vinegar sauce cannot be matched. And to dine there with Uncle Lee was so joyfully horrific that you just didn’t know whether to sit right up next to him or hide under the table.

Because he picked out the pig’s eyes and popped ’em in his mouth! Every time!

He’d start talking about the eyes on the drive there. And he’d roll his own eyes in anticipation. And he’d get in line and say how he was hoping nobody else got the eyes first. And oh-my-lord he’d reach right over and POP POP them into his mouth! And he’d roll those eyeballs around in his cheeks with great and disgusting drama, then GULP.

And then he’d insist on giving you a big ol’ smacker-kiss on your cheek. EEEWWWWW Uncle Lee!

Guess what I finally realized? When I was about 30 years old?

They were grapes.

Scramble

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We call them Gingerisms, the little word-twists and expressions that spring from our daughter’s lips every so often. I just love the little seed of truth in each of them, don’t you? Here are a few favorites…

Underbrella

Drenchcoat

Pitch red (she thought “pitch” meant “very,” as in “her face turned pitch red)

Came apart at the hip (when she and her girlhood best friend drifted apart in high school)

Dreadmill

Pannycakes (she was little, and that’s what the nursery rhyme said)

The other day, I we got two darling thank-you notes from two terrific kids, who had just enjoyed a few days at our lake house with their parents and grandparents. I was extra tickled to read a genuine Gingerism in one of the notes!

This young writer has manners and style!

Star Gazing

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Tonight is the last night of the 2013 Perseid Meteor Shower, which reminds me of this sweet, funny story.

As you know, we have a place on a lake, in a remote spot in the Wabash Valley. So the stargazing is pretty wonderful, even on a regular night. I love to drag quilts onto the driveway and feel the warmth of the blacktop on my back. Sometimes all of us line up, shoulder to shoulder, and we recite what we can remember about the dippers ‘n’ bears, Orion, and the North Star. We debate jet versus planet. And we catch our collective breath when we see a shooting star. I think almost all of us make a wish, because it gets really quiet for a few seconds. Why not make a wish? What’s to lose but the magic?

On one such occasion, it was just nine-year-old Mikey and me watching the stars out on the warm blacktop. Mikey’s grandma and grandpa were nearby, at the campfire, with the rest of the grownups.

“Do you believe in extraterrestrials?” I asked Mikey.

“Um, yeah,” he admitted. “I got a book from the library about creatures from outer space. I like to read all about ’em.”

“Well, I just think it is more fun to believe in them than not to believe in them,” I said.

“If you lose a library book at my school, it costs $4.00,” continued Mikey. “I think I’m going to lose this one.”

The Book Thief

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I believe that the Statute of Limitations has run out, and that I can safely tell this story without fear of retribution.

In 1985, I was an assistant children’s book editor at Rand McNally & Company. I helped repaginate bumper books, which are big fat coloring books; I helped to read galleys out loud with editors, in the old-fashioned way; I retyped manuscripts; I fetched repro from the Black Dot delivery guy; I made thousands of copies of re-re-revised manuscripts; and when the time came for Rand McNally to sell its children’s books to Macmillan, I helped to catalog and pack our reprint library and archive.

In those days, a reprint library contained at least two copies of every printing of every book that was published. One copy would have its cover torn off and and sent to the cover printer and binder; the second copy would be marked with corrections and updates, and would be sent to the printing press as reference. Rand McNally’s children’s book reprint library was large, but its archive was vast — it contained thousands upon thousands of Little Elf books, Junior Elf books, coloring books, activity books, children’s atlases, The Real Mother Goose and all its spin-offs, Tasha Tudor picture books — and best of all, Marguerite Henry books.

I never would have stolen it, if it was going to stay within the walls of Rand McNally. But it was being packed and shipped to some fancy New York Publisher, and would probably be misplaced and lost forever. An autographed copy of Album of Horses deserved to be loved and appreciated, not left to mildew in a warehouse in Jersey. So I did Marguerite a solid (sorry, I just rewatched Juno) and squirreled away the autographed book in my desk drawer, and later brought it home to a bookshelf. And there, for nearly 20 years, lived Album of Horses, in the company of books signed by Michael Bond (Paddington), Tasha Tudor (A Child’s Garden of Verses), George Ella Lyons (Father Time and the Day Boxes), and Joyce Blackburn (Suki and the Magic Umbrella).

In 2004, Bill and I were quietly looking around an antique shop in historic Geneva, which is situated on the Fox River. We had enjoyed the scenic drive along the river, had lunched at The Little Owl, and were now walking off our burgers by exploring the downtown. The store’s door bell tinkled, and I heard the store owner say “hello” and “let me know if I can help.”

And I kid you not. The person asked, “Do you have any autographed Marguerite Henry books?”

In the two seconds that it took for the store owner to say “no” and for the customer to say “well, thanks anyway,” my conscience kicked my brain in the shin, and I piped up from the rear of the store, “I do!”

With the lovely frisson of knowing you’re doing something good and right, I exchanged contact information with the representative of The Fox Valley Arts Hall of Fame. I would be mailing her “my” autographed copy of Album of Horses, so it could be part of Marguerite’s Hall of Fame induction display, and it would forever be part of her official archive in her home territory of St. Charles Township.

What a relief.