Author Archives: Ginny O'Donnell

Payback Time

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Today is graduation day for the 2013 Class of the United States Naval Academy. I will take this opportunity to tell you a funny story.

There are a few hats in this photo. The guy wearing the white one is my brother Buck(y), who graduated from the Naval Academy in 1982. The guy with no hat is my brother Monty — who is going to see his own son (Eagle Scout Trevor) inducted to the Naval Academy Class of 2017 in just about a month. The pretty lady in the green hat is our mother, who was married to our father, a former Navy pilot. And the doll in the red hat is me, about “four months along” with the baby who will be Ginger.

I was such a proud big sister! I just wanted to walk arm in arm around the campus with Bucky. And he let me. For a little bit.

Then he whispered in my ear that I had to let go.

Wha…why?

Because nobody knows you’re my sister.

So?

Everyone thinks you’re my girlfriend. My girlfriend who is pregnant.

I would love to tell you that I immediately let go of his arm.

Fat chance! I just squeezed tighter and walked closer!

Teach him to mess with my Barbie dolls.

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On May 25, my high school art teacher turns 90. And my mother, her longtime friend, told me that Mrs. Reynierson only wants homemade cards from her friends.

Holy cow. I haven’t picked up a paintbrush (for art reasons) in a hundred years. Shame on me.

I’ve been thinking about what to paint, draw, collage, to tell Mrs. Reynierson how special she is to me. And here’s what I’m sending her.

A text!

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We moved from New Hampshire back to Kentucky when I was just minutes away from starting my junior year in high school. After a couple of attempts at finding a friendly table in the cafeteria, I just kind of gave up. And without really talking about it out loud, Mrs. Reynierson understood that I needed a place to be during unstructured hours. She gave me a key to the art room.

I didn’t need to escape, exactly. I needed somewhere to ponder this new place and to reinvent myself.

In the art room, I made a little corner for myself, where I painted and charcoaled, sketched and collaged. And soon, I emerged and friended.

I joined clubs, I pepped at pep rallies, and I even ran for student congress.

Mrs. Reynierson must have loved watching me find my way out of my corner and into my new life.

Because that’s what teachers do.

Brew Love

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There are a few things that I try to remember to look for at yard sales and such. I try to remember to look for a bundle of stainless forks, because you just can’t have enough, and I don’t care about matchy-matchy at the lake house. I try to remember that I really want some of those hanging wire baskets that are small-medium-large, to hold stuff like gardening gloves in the summer kitchen. I need to keep an eye out for an un-wireless wall phone, for the bathroom, because there’s a hook-up next to the terlit, like in a schmancy hotel.

And I always keep in the back of my mind a Pyrex percolator, just because I think it will sound and smell so much better and old-fashionedy, and just right for slowed-down mornings at the lake house.

Found it at Aunt Patty’s Antique Mall on Tuesday, in Rockville!

So on Wednesday, I perked my first pot of coffee, with Pixie supervising. See that blue-ish light? That’s early morning shining in the kitchen window. Our lake house is situated smack up against the dividing line between Eastern Time and Central Time, so while the clock says 7:45, it is really 6:45, by only a mile or two. And lil Pixie has no idea of time zones; her inner clock says 7:14, and she’s ready to play.

I filled the pot with water and coffee grounds and put the flame under her.

Pixie and I stood there and watched her. And watched. And watched.

Then she got all bubbly.

Then bub-bub. Bub-bub-bub. Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub!

THEN from the other side of the kitchen came the shhhhhhhhh-bip-bip-bip from Mr. Coffee, who was auto-set for 8:00am.

After 30 years in children’s books, I find myself personifying pretty much everything. So you’ll understand why I felt kind of bad cheering for the new-girl percolator. I really wanted her to make a better brew than our old-boy electric coffeemaker who has served us cups and cups of morning goodness.

I was so happy it was a tie! Both were delicious. Phew! We can all live happily in one kitchen.

And do you know what else I imagine? I think with no humans around, they’re flirting and falling in love.

Mr. and Mrs. Coffee.

Sing It!

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The Vidalia bone’s connected to…

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…the butter bone…

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…and the butter bone’s connected to the frying pan bone…

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…and the frying pan bone’s connected to the dairy bone…

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…and the dairy bone’s connected to the nutmeg bone…

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…and the nutmeg bone’s connected to the pie crust bone…

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…and the pie crust bone’s connected to the 375-degree bone…

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…and goodness-gracious! Doesn’t the May arrival of Vidalias make you want to sing out loud in your kitchen, too?

A Wonderful Birthday

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Children in Chicago may have watched the Bozo Show on Channel 9, but in Kentucky, we watched Wendy Wonderful on Channel 27. And if you were a very lucky little girl, you got to be on the show on your birthday, and give Wendy Wonderful a big red apple.

I’ve read the script of the play, Mrs. McThing, and I cannot quite figure out why my mother loved it enough to quote it. But she did. And she quoted one quote often enough for three-year-old Ginny to file it away for Her Big Moment.

I am told that when Wendy Wonderful (the horse puppet) and Mary Ann (his pretty sidekick) asked me my name, I quoted Mrs. McThing and said, “I am my mother’s dear little white rose.”

Was I wonderful, or what?

Pixalicious

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No story. Just a daily dose of DANG THAT’S A CUTE PUPPY.

Dear Mr. Webster

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You know how my subhead says “Just a little note to say wish you were here?” Well, while I always wish you were here, I really really wish you were here right now. We could be christening my new writer’s garret with ink and champagne!

For a few weeks now, I’ve been using the other end of the dining room table for tying up loose ends, filing for insurance, filing for unemployment, looking for The Perfect Job, and writing my first novel (five chapters already). Don’t get me wrong, I love looking at Bill doing the crosswords and paying bills at his end of the dining room table, which he claimed as his personal workspace when he retired five years ago. But I’ve been hankering for my own spot to think and work write.

I love having epiphanies, don’t you? Here’s how this one shook out…

1. When we moved into this house, I claimed one of the upstairs bedrooms as my dressing room. It is like a large walk-in closet with a guest bed in the middle. It is pretty cute in here. And it has always had an ironing board set up, full-time, ready to press. Until today.

2. Not long ago, we reached the saturation point for the number of drop-leaf desks we could absorb. This is one that my mother bought for my darling girlhood daisy-papered bedroom in our pre-Revolutionary War house in New Hampshire. I think she paid $3.00 for it. She and I painted it white and accented it with some gold-leaf paint. Because it was 1970.

3. Said drop-leaf desk has since been refinished, but hasn’t really found a place to live. It has been stored and rather underfoot in the large first-floor closet that I laughingly call the butler’s pantry. (Thank you, Downton Abbey.)

4. And it seems I’m no longer wearing clothes that need ironing. For the time being, anyway.

Bam! Epiphany!

So here I am, writing to you, at a little desk that I’ve had since I was a girl — in a spot where an ironing board once stood. I am listening to the birds in the trees just outside the open window. I can hear Bill emptying the dishwasher downstairs. And I can smell the mulch that Jose and his brothers are spreading in the flower beds. And I can hear myself think.

The dictionary says that a garret is a small and gloomy place, for poor artists and writers.

Not today, Mr. Webster.

Big Love

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Don’t look at me cross-eyed when I say that I just dusted a carrot.

In fact, I just dusted nine carrots. And here they are.

They are part of a sculpture by my college art professor Georgia Strange. She offered to trade art pieces with me. So she now has — or maybe had — my painting called “Daddy,” inspired by both my daddy and Sylvia Plath’s poem. (I am a little embarrassed to admit that I painted a Sylvia Plath poem, but what can I say? I was a college art student. That’s what we do. Present tense intended.) And I have Georgia’s multimedia sculpture of carrots made of bronze, wood, variously fired clay, and plaster. All contained in a handmade crib.

I have a few pieces of original pieces of artwork in my life. Not many, but what I have makes me happy.

So, this is my first acquisition, “Artist’s Portfolio,” by Georgia Strange.

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And this is my most recent acquisition, “Pixie,” by Felix, age 4.

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Do I love one more than the other? I don’t have to. Just as a mother promises, I have enough love to go around.

Add One Cup of Memories

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Thunderstorms have caused me to abandon Plan A for today, which was to dead-head the hydrangeas and pull up the limp, brown reeds of last year’s irises. Instead, I have begun Plan B, which is to unpack the boxes holding my publishing memories. This one has a very, very sad aspect, and I was on the fence about writing about it. But I just got a LinkedIn request from a long-ago Rand McNally colleague, which of course, is a sign.

In 1980, I got an interview with Rand McNally because my grandfather had been the boyhood dentist of the Vice President of Personnel, Donald Helm. And my college work-study job was to relieve Mrs. Ruby Helm of her switchboard duties every day at lunchtime, at 3:00 on Wednesdays for her standing hair appointment, and at 4:30 every evening so she could go home. Mrs. Helm, of course, was Donald’s mother. So not only did Donald’s mother tell him to hire me, so did his dentist.

Mr. Helm could only interview me and recommend me, but without an available position, he couldn’t actually hire me. So we met and talked, and I crossed my fingers that a spot in editorial would come available. And I went to work as the receptionist at Mitsubishi International Corporation. And that is a story for another day.

A terrible thing happened in May 1979. And because of it, I was eventually offered a job as Editorial Secretary in Trade Books at Rand McNally. On May 25, 1979, American Airlines flight 191 to Los Angeles had just taken off from O’Hare, when it lost an engine and crashed on the runway. All passengers and crew members were killed.

The American Booksellers Association (ABA) was in LA that coming weekend, and on the plane were more than a few publishing people. Rand McNally executive Don Eldridge missed his flight because of traffic. But Managing Editor, Steve Sutton, Trade Books, was on that flight with his wife and children. He was rolling his business trip into a California vacation.

It was a while before Rand McNally could think of finding a new Managing Editor. But eventually, Elliott McCleary took the position, the office, and the desk. Steve’s secretary had left by then, out of sorrow, I was told. So Elliott needed a secretary, and Donald suggested me.

To my interview with Elliott in the spring of 1981, I wore a parrot-green linen skirt (knee length), a cheerful yellow polka-dotted cotton blouse, Pappagallo flats, and wore my ponytail tied with a crisp grosgrain ribbon. I carried a Bermuda bag, covered in a complementary pink linen. Monogrammed, of course.

Because I couldn’t type more than 25 words a minute without error, I know Elliott hired me because of my possibilities. And he later chuckled and admitted that he was charmed that I had included Sweetheart of Delta Kappa Epsilon and Spring Carnival Queen on my professional resume, under Awards and Affiliations.

While I was settling myself into my desk as Editorial Secretary, Elliott was doing the same, as Managing Editor. He popped his head out of his office door and held up this old pencil cup. “Want it? I don’t. I’d prefer to start fresh.”

Sure, I took it. I loved (still do) Dagwood and Blondie, Beetle, Henry, and Popeye.

Turns out that this pencil cup was, of course, Steve Sutton’s.

I did not know him, but I promised myself that I’d keep it safe for him, and honor his memory by loving it.

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It has been on my desk, every day since. And it is now on my kitchen table, where I am writing my next chapter.

What a Girl’s Gotta Do

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This is our basement sink. It is pretty typical of the stone basins found in older Chicago homes. Washboard ridges are cast into the inside front of it. The washing machine drains into it, as does the dehumidifier. It is great for washing schipperkes and corgis. And…

Thank goodness our last home also had such a wash basin in the basement. Here’s why.

We had only just moved into our new house on Kenneth Avenue, when this perfect storm brewed:

-It was August, and really hot.

-I had (and still do have) a bad habit of turning the thermostat way down to make it get cooler faster. (Bill insists it doesn’t work that way, but I think he’s wrong.)

-Bill was long-gone, driving Ginger halfway to meet her grandmother, Miss Gigi, in Indianapolis. Then he was going to his office, not coming home until that evening.

-We had not given spare keys to anyone.

-The basement did not have a separate entry/escape.

-We were attempting to keep the dogs in the kitchen with baby-gates, when nobody was home.

-I needed socks from the basement.

In one blink, I closed the basement door behind me, so the dogs didn’t follow me downstairs. The baby-gate fell over and wedged against the basement door. I was trapped in the basement of our new house. And I’d set the thermostat to 60 degrees.

(Can I just tell you how cold it gets in the BASEMENT when the rest of the house is 60 degrees? V.E.R.Y.)

The good news?

-All of our winter coats and sweaters were in the basement, stored in the cedar closet.

-There was an old rotary phone hooked up down there, because the former homeowner worked for AT&T, and he’d installed phones and jacks everywhere.

-And there was an old basement sink, right there next to the washing machine.

I dressed myself like an eskimo. I phoned the office, to tell them I would be late. I convinced the cell phone company to put me through to my husband. I computed that I’d be trapped for at least six hours. I did laundry. I unpacked boxes. I alphabetized the laundry. I did jumping jacks. I sang campfire songs. I dialed Time and Weather. I tried to pull up the carpeting. I broke a nail.

And…

Gosh. Six hours is a long time.

Bless the basement sink.