I dunno. Maybe the National Dog Show got me to humming new lyrics to Royals. I cracked myself up. So I want to crack you up, too…
I’ve never seen a Royal in the flesh
I cut my teeth on Queens and Kings in the movies
And I don’t growl when I’m distressed
With this torn up towel
No dog bed envy
But every song’s like
Big ears
Long snoot
Napping in the bathroom
Short legs
Long tongue
Shedding in the bedroom
We don’t care, we’re chasing Cadillacs in our dreams
But everybody’s like
Rawhides
Squeak toys
Runnin’ on a dog beach
Milkbones
Groomers
Embroidery on my dog leash
We don’t care, we’re not caught up in your fancy chair
And we’ll never be corgis (corgis)
They love to run and dig in mud
That kind of fluff is just their butt
We crave a different kind of ruff
Let me be your lap dog
You can call me Queen P
And baby I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule
Let me live like Pixie.
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