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Here’s to You, Mrs. Robinson

I don’t know why I was on Yelp about a local nursery, but maybe I was looking for a nursery that had something that the Chalet doesn’t carry. Oh, wait, there isn’t anything that the Chalet doesn’t carry. And if you own the Chalet, yes, I will think about letting you sponsor my blog. Anyway, a Yelp review for the Chalet named it as the Number One Cougar Den on the Northshore.

You see, the Chalet employs darling young high school and college kids to fetch stuff to your cart and ferry stuff to your car. And when that suntanned boy asks if he might line your trunk with plastic, so your annuals don’t dirty it, WHY YES, YOU POLITE YOUNG MAN, YOU MAY. And this is why the Real Housewives of the Northshore hang out at the Chalet.

So how hard did I laugh last night when our local ABC news reported this?